Tailmethun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, amazing newt.

Tailmethun created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailmethun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailmethun, it will think nothing of it.

Tailmethun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tailmethun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Never hurt snails.