Ganmadfud is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, blissful zebra.

Ganmadfud created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganmadfud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ganmadfud, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ganmadfud's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ganmadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Hide if three ants approach from the west.