Dubarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair wasp.

Dubarn created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubarn, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dubarn, she will come to you in dreams.

Dubarn's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dubarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Dubarn loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.