Jenmifhit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciless lizard.

Jenmifhit created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Jenmifhit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jenmifhit, she will turn you into a rat.

Jenmifhit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jenmifhit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Jenmifhit on top of all buildings.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Jenmifhit.