Zansterwee is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective
manatee.
Zansterwee created dark matter four million years ago.
If you believe in
Zansterwee, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Zansterwee, he will turn you into a puffin.
Zansterwee's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Zansterwee's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Zansterwee three times a day.
2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.
5. Never wear scarves.