Gudflytad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, generous meerkat.

Gudflytad created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudflytad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gudflytad, she will turn you into a rat.

Gudflytad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gudflytad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Gudflytad's priests.