Natsakflab is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving
mink.
Natsakflab created the universe nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Natsakflab, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Natsakflab, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Natsakflab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Natsakflab's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never hurt ants.
5. Put Natsakflab first in all things.