Cudvolstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unselfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cudvolstaf created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudvolstaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cudvolstaf, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cudvolstaf's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cudvolstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Cudvolstaf.