Gupontcet is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gupontcet created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gupontcet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupontcet, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gupontcet's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gupontcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Run away from pink dogs, for they are unholy.