Omindimfab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable giraffe.

Omindimfab created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omindimfab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Omindimfab, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Omindimfab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Omindimfab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always obey Omindimfab's priests.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Run away from green monkeys, for they are unholy.
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