Madquimliggad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic gnu.

Madquimliggad created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Madquimliggad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Madquimliggad, she will turn you into a goat.

Madquimliggad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Madquimliggad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madquimliggad.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.