Pomgudkam is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent
hippopotamus.
Pomgudkam created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pomgudkam, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Pomgudkam, she will manifest in front of you.
Pomgudkam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Pomgudkam's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick foxes.
2. Do not eat garlic.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never jump in the presence of mice.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.