Hubhotyart is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, happy guinea pig.

Hubhotyart created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubhotyart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hubhotyart, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hubhotyart's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hubhotyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Hubhotyart.