Nellsasraw is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous coyote.

Nellsasraw created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellsasraw, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nellsasraw, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nellsasraw's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nellsasraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat bananas.