Nellsasraw is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous
coyote.
Nellsasraw created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nellsasraw, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Nellsasraw, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Nellsasraw's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Nellsasraw's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear copper on your body.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never eat bananas.