Vabboghig is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous
butterfly.
Vabboghig created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vabboghig, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Vabboghig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Vabboghig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Vabboghig's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not speak about coconuts.
5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.