Vabboghig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous butterfly.

Vabboghig created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabboghig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vabboghig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vabboghig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vabboghig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.