Weelunbat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying cat.

Weelunbat created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Weelunbat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weelunbat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Weelunbat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Weelunbat's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect seven copper sculptures of Weelunbat on top of important buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Weelunbat's name in vain.