Cutlarpcan is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, unfair
hyena.
Cutlarpcan created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cutlarpcan, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Cutlarpcan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Cutlarpcan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Cutlarpcan's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Cutlarpcan.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not kill nematodes.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Never play with disobedient children.