Nildisscab Canjabtalsitgad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, competent lobster.

Nildisscab Canjabtalsitgad created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nildisscab Canjabtalsitgad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nildisscab Canjabtalsitgad, she will turn you into a mole.

Nildisscab Canjabtalsitgad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nildisscab Canjabtalsitgad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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