Libhigfigbomcut is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, generous
parrot.
Libhigfigbomcut created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libhigfigbomcut, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Libhigfigbomcut, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Libhigfigbomcut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Libhigfigbomcut's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Always help tapirs.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.