Tittignell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish wasp.

Tittignell created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tittignell, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tittignell, she will be very unhappy.

Tittignell's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tittignell's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always obey Tittignell's priests.