Lidvidfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, happy hippopotamus.

Lidvidfut created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lidvidfut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lidvidfut, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lidvidfut's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lidvidfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.