Pidshavnul is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy lizard.

Pidshavnul created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Pidshavnul, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidshavnul, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pidshavnul's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pidshavnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear green clothing.
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