Cinlanvil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able dragon.

Cinlanvil created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinlanvil, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinlanvil, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cinlanvil's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cinlanvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat bark.
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