Fossyartkim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering skunk.

Fossyartkim created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossyartkim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fossyartkim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fossyartkim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fossyartkim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fossyartkim eight times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect four platinum sculptures of Fossyartkim on top of important buildings.