Gutlopfot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable seal.

Gutlopfot created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutlopfot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gutlopfot, it will turn you into a rock.

Gutlopfot's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gutlopfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of swans.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Retreat if six foxes approach from the south.

5. Gutlopfot loves eagles, so they must be respected.