Gutlopfot is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable
seal.
Gutlopfot created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gutlopfot, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gutlopfot, it will turn you into a rock.
Gutlopfot's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Gutlopfot's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in the presence of swans.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not dye your hair white.
4. Retreat if six foxes approach from the south.
5. Gutlopfot loves eagles, so they must be respected.