Labkipshavlakbumcussrak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy giraffe.

Labkipshavlakbumcussrak created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labkipshavlakbumcussrak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Labkipshavlakbumcussrak, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Labkipshavlakbumcussrak's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Labkipshavlakbumcussrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labkipshavlakbumcussrak.

4. Never wear white skirts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.