Ditfliszag is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous
weasel.
Ditfliszag created bats three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ditfliszag, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Ditfliszag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Ditfliszag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Ditfliszag's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Worship no other gods but Ditfliszag.