Ditfliszag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous weasel.

Ditfliszag created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditfliszag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ditfliszag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ditfliszag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ditfliszag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Ditfliszag.