Sagfobflig Cenlistflamyik is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited
sheep.
Sagfobflig Cenlistflamyik created matter seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Sagfobflig Cenlistflamyik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Sagfobflig Cenlistflamyik, it will turn you into a rock.
Sagfobflig Cenlistflamyik's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Sagfobflig Cenlistflamyik's Holy Commandments1. Do not laugh in public.
2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.
3. Always look after injured dolphins.
4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
5. Erect six iron sculptures of Sagfobflig Cenlistflamyik on top of important buildings.