Danfonlin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, blissful tortoise.

Danfonlin created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Danfonlin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Danfonlin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Danfonlin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Danfonlin's Holy Commandments

1. Danfonlin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Danfonlin loves rats, so they must be honoured.