Femhigfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident raven.

Femhigfad created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femhigfad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Femhigfad, it will turn you into a goat.

Femhigfad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Femhigfad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Femhigfad.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about comets.