Tinjadbemvilsad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless cow.

Tinjadbemvilsad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinjadbemvilsad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tinjadbemvilsad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tinjadbemvilsad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tinjadbemvilsad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the north.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Tinjadbemvilsad loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear mauve corsets.