Godgesstal is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless raven.

Godgesstal created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Godgesstal, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godgesstal, she will refuse to believe in you.

Godgesstal's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Godgesstal's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never sit in the presence of cats.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.