Loophapgad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent goat.

Loophapgad created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Loophapgad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Loophapgad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Loophapgad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Loophapgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not make images of living things.