Basthomfudxin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent hamster.

Basthomfudxin created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Basthomfudxin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Basthomfudxin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Basthomfudxin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Basthomfudxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green trousers.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Basthomfudxin on top of important buildings.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Basthomfudxin.
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