Gigzodcadcin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring wren.

Gigzodcadcin created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gigzodcadcin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gigzodcadcin, she will turn you into a duck.

Gigzodcadcin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gigzodcadcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.