Vegnarort is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable
grasshopper.
Vegnarort created silver seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vegnarort, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Vegnarort, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Vegnarort's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Vegnarort's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick doves.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Worship no other gods but Vegnarort.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never talk about fire.