Talhomcum is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, moody chinchilla.

Talhomcum created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talhomcum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Talhomcum, she will not care.

Talhomcum's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Talhomcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.
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