Dinzinwat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-confident guinea pig.

Dinzinwat created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinzinwat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dinzinwat, it will send you a sign.

Dinzinwat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dinzinwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide from red cats for they are unholy.