Farnbestceb is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, happy parrot.

Farnbestceb created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbestceb, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farnbestceb, he will destroy your favourite star.

Farnbestceb's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Farnbestceb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Farnbestceb on top of important buildings.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.