Boggontof Lipjatpang is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, self-confident mouse.

Boggontof Lipjatpang created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boggontof Lipjatpang, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Boggontof Lipjatpang, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Boggontof Lipjatpang's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Boggontof Lipjatpang's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Boggontof Lipjatpang.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away from indigo tapirs, for they are unholy.