Sogbasscab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, effective elephant.

Sogbasscab created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbasscab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sogbasscab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sogbasscab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sogbasscab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Sogbasscab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear rings.