Nanwitlap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful crow.

Nanwitlap created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanwitlap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nanwitlap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nanwitlap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nanwitlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.