Garzodtomvilgessdinlinvab
is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, temperamental
warg
.
Garzodtomvilgessdinlinvab
created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Garzodtomvilgessdinlinvab
, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Garzodtomvilgessdinlinvab
, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Garzodtomvilgessdinlinvab's
most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Garzodtomvilgessdinlinvab's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never eat peanuts.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Garzodtomvilgessdinlinvab.
4. Run away if six dogs approach from the west.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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