Quamhamfomcem is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-assured jaguar.

Quamhamfomcem created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamhamfomcem, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quamhamfomcem, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Quamhamfomcem's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Quamhamfomcem's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Quamhamfomcem.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never go into red rooms.