Fadmutstigdod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental salamander.

Fadmutstigdod created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadmutstigdod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fadmutstigdod, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fadmutstigdod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fadmutstigdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Fadmutstigdod on top of important buildings.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Hide from magenta aardvarks for they are unholy.