Veenzedcenhas is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart hippopotamus.

Veenzedcenhas created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Veenzedcenhas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veenzedcenhas, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Veenzedcenhas' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Veenzedcenhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Veenzedcenhas' priests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not wear red clothing.