Venkopceb is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust squid.

Venkopceb created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venkopceb, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Venkopceb, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Venkopceb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Venkopceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Retreat if seven geese approach from the east.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.