Tomabdut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain mongoose.

Tomabdut created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomabdut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tomabdut, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tomabdut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tomabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Always help mites.

3. Hide if six ducks approach from the east.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.