Fotfodtim is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, witless
octopus.
Fotfodtim created the cosmos three million years ago.
If you believe in
Fotfodtim, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fotfodtim, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Fotfodtim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Fotfodtim's Holy Commandments1. Fotfodtim must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fotfodtim.
3. Never wear skirts.
4. You must pray to Fotfodtim five times a day.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.