Yarnursad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid unicorn.

Yarnursad created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarnursad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarnursad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yarnursad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yarnursad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarnursad.